You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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