I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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