if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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