I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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