his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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