what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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