As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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