I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
send nudes
from the living room?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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