Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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