There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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