U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's shark week go big or go home
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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