I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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