so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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