I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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