Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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