Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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