Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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