I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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