Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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