but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You are the jesus of drinking
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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