Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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