so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My balls are so social today.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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