Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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