that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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