Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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