I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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