I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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