They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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