What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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