I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Is it because I queefed?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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