I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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