why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Randomize
