there's paper in my vomit.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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