Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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