Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
accomplished twins. life is a go
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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