Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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