I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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