It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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