he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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