Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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