I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I think your dad took our porno
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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