I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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