508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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