You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
