What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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