erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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