That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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