im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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