I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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