no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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