wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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