White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize