How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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